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Je suis un pamplemousse.
"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it"

brunts:

UGH i love lirry

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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

z-raid:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A wonderous fuck-ton of penis and ass references (per request [though, let’s face facts; this was gonna show up at some point anyway]).

And please, for the love of god… the first image was an ice-breaker for whomever might not be able to handle the pein. Swallow your complaints with a Cialis and scroll by if you have issues.

[From various sources.]

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arminspornstash:

theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche